The Mutt’s nuts.

The Mutt’s nuts.

She takes me to the vet
My nuts they are intact
And when the witch brings me back
There something that I lack.

My head is in a lampshade
So my nuts I cannot lick
I hope they left me with the bit
I like to call me Dick.

She pats me head and tells me
“Lad you’ll be just fine”
How the hell would she know
For them nuts they were all mine

Now in doggy circles
My head it hangs low
I don’t have all my doggy bits
And now they’re just for show…


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